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Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time." "If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times." Tags: deaf, hearing impaired, married, marriage, hitched, communication, light's off, dim, dark, sign language, sex, coitus, intercourse, bang, breasts right, left, bossom, jugs, racks, knockers, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, penis, cock, dick, dong, schlong, ,
DEAR ABBY: A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. These two women go everywhere together and I've One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? -- Curious. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: Will you please rush me the name of a reliable illegitimate doctor? * * * * * DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out? * * * * * DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through mental pause. * * * * * DEAR ABBY: I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer. Tags: Dear Abby, Lebanese, liberated, husband, hubby, fooling around, illegitimate doctor, Judo, Christian, Navy, psychiatrist, crazy, mental case, married, sober, drunk, drunkard, short-tempered, mom, mother, mental pause, chief petting officer,
A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed to be a witness. Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put his gun to the man's head, and the wife shouted Don't do it! This man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you? He did! Who do you think paid for our new cabin cruiser? He did! Who do you think pays our monthly country club dues you believe I budget for? He does! The husband, looked over at the cab driver and asked, "What would you do?" The cabby said, "I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold". Tags: funny, laugh, Affair to remember, Couple comedy, couple, couples, married, marriage, matrimony, partner, partners, husband and wife, husbands and wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fun, funny, comedy, comic, comical, humorous, humor, laugh, laughter, ,
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception. "William, what are those women doing leaning against lampposts?" "Oh, those are just tarts who hire their bodies out for sex at fifty dollars a time." "Wow, fifty dollars!" exclaimed the bride, "the monks only used to give us an apple..." Tags: Convent Girl, Couple comedy, couple, couples, married, marriage, matrimony, partner, partners, husband and wife, husbands and wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fun, funny, comedy, comic, comical, humorous, humor, laugh, laughter, text, texts, joke, j,
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?" The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "Not this time!" Tags: New Baby, funny, laugh, Couple comedy, couple, couples, married, marriage, matrimony, partner, partners, husband and wife, husbands and wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fun, funny, comedy, comic, comical, humorous, humor, laugh, laughter, text, text,
A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again. "So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked. "Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents." "That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?" Said the woman: "All of them, of course!" Tags: funny, laugh, Earning Her Keep, Couple comedy, couple, couples, married, marriage, matrimony, partner, partners, husband and wife, husbands and wives, husband, husbands, wife, wives, fun, funny, comedy, comic, comical, humorous, humor, laugh, laughter, te,
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