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The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order. The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room. This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer looks like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?" "That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking about money!" Tags: Groom, husband, hubby, bride, wife, spouse, significant other, old geezer, ancient, fossil, aged, young, resort hotel, breakfast, coffee, waitress, servers, double-cross, saved up, fifty years, money, joke, funny, hilarious, humorous,
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